Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11
If a girl says no twice 🤔. Mathematically that’s a yes , so you’re good to go
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein
Depressed showed be spelled depraseed becuase than they would be 1,2,5,9
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
1+1? two hard.
why is 6 afraid from 7_ 789
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
