A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
What do squats eat? Numbers.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What is ioooooooo?
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
