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Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
2+2=7
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
