Math jokes
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.