Math jokes
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Memes
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what youโre doing because youโre bad at math, hahahahaha!
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, weโre in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We canโt be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.