Math jokes
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.