There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
2+2=4-1=3 quick math
Math riddle : If have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do i have
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES
There was a doctors room filled with 20 women 4 kids 15 men and 1dog However there were forty foreheads. How is this possible.(they will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads)
Because there are 40 foreheads not 44 heads
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cos Law
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot
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best part about being an orphan?
not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling what's 2*3!!! And you crying idk!!!
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
Calculate my dick, virgins
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Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on
IX+X=XXI So XXI is two legions into one.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 But do you know why 9 is scared of 7? Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. (3 squared)
A asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son he instantly picks the cooker and says "HE GOT A B+ IN MATHS LAST WEEK HES A FAILURE"
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
poop
