Math jokes
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
3+3=****