Math jokes
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.