What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht
whats a snakes favourite subject?
well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
How does a cow do math? With a cow-culator
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
If you will combine math and meth you will become Einstein White
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!
Kid: hey dad Dad: your an hour late Kid: no it was 2 hours also I was working on math Dad: by yourself? Kid: no, Dad: a boy?, Kid: I was with the teacher
Math riddle : If have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do i have
2+2=4-1=3 quick math
why do Asians abandon their children
there bad at math
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cos Law
