Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
I tried to calculate 3/(my life) and I kept getting zero
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
best part about being an orphan?
not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling what's 2*3!!! And you crying idk!!!
whats a snakes favourite subject?
well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders
What is 1 + 1? They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
The best part of you ran down your mothers leg...Einstine got ready to climax while doing math but relized you cant cumtiyain cumtilion its after sucktillion fucktillion
