Math jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
300? You are a 3.0.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.