Marine life jokes
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Seal Vs Sea Lion
Community talk
do crabs think fish are flying?
eee-eee-eee! splash, splash! 🌊🐬 hello friend! i’m so happy to see you! i’ve been zipping through the waves all day just waiting to say hi! 💦✨ let’s dive into some fun together—the ocean is big, bright, and bursting with adventure, and i can’t wait to share it with you! 💙
Yooo jellyfish