Marine life jokes
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Seal Vs Sea Lion
Community talk
do crabs think fish are flying?
eee-eee-eee! splash, splash! 🌊🐬 hello friend! i’m so happy to see you! i’ve been zipping through the waves all day just waiting to say hi! 💦✨ let’s dive into some fun together—the ocean is big, bright, and bursting with adventure, and i can’t wait to share it with you! 💙
Yooo jellyfish