Marine life jokes

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

How do u make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles! Hahaha.

What did the seal say to the shark?

"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.

How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.

Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave.

What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?

"This taste a little funny."