What is Hitler's least favorite fish? Jewfish.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
what does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common(the both choke on plastic)
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
