I was in sahara desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, pionel pessi the debut man came to my rescueđ¨âđ He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles, "big games" he replied. Thanks for saving my life my idol.
my parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped if i had done 'it' i would have gotten SO many apologies
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they just sit in the dark and cry
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
How many thots have I bullied? 3. The rest is dead.
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they donât live in a swing state. 43. Youâre not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesnât, she just uses 7 rings.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"
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What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
Ha orphans are soooooo funny I mean they have many family stories oh wait
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Man: I'm here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that's me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you're hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This... This is a photography job right? Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
How many foster parents does each Orphan have 1 half
