Man

Man Jokes

Fart

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

Football

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Orphanage

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Jesus

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

Girlfriend

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

Way

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Lightbulb

How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?

Both of them.

Stool

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

A: Flip the chair upside down.

Orphan

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Life Story

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

Pee

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

Wheelchair

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

Suicide

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Batman

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"