Man jokes
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" š¤£
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
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When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iām sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."