Man

Man Jokes

Genie

This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.

The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.

The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”

The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

Marriage License

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Woman

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Lesbian couple

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Word

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

Difference

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Woman

NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

'Cause it's a place to eat.

Crime

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Racism

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Captain

"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."

"That's your lookout."

Kitchen

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Relationship

A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.

A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.