Fat

Anonymous

Why did the indin man eat a cow? BECUSE he wanted to be fat like one

Fat

Anonymous

Why did you indin man eat a cow BECUSE he wanted to be fat

White

Anonymous

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a christian nationalist he gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation

Life

Unknown

Hi gwen how is life!

A.Bad, lame, and suckish

B. Good, awesome and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I’m guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man your such an asshole!

Gender

A woah man

Someone asked me my gender… I said woah man

Prostitution

Anonymous

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock spit out the feathers

Difference

Tyga254idgaf

Whats the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

Atleast a Christian kneels on church

Jesus

Anonymous

a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa’s has moved twice, Abraham Lincon’s once, and George Washington’s never. the man asks to see the current president’s, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden’s is the one keeping the hurricane’s to speed

Suck

Anonymous

Why does a gay man with a very large dick allow a gay man that is born physically handicapped ♿ to suck his very large dick friends don’t allow friends 🙂 to go hungry

Nut

FUn guuy

This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

Bus

DEEZ NUTS

I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus

Commitment

D.K.

a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won’t bring it back

Kid

D.K.

kid “whats dark humor” mom “you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap” kid “I am blind mom” “exactly” said mom

Date

D.K.

“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man

Wood

D.K.

so a guy and his brother was walking in the woods so his brother said “its getting dark out here can we go home” the man said “i know think how i will feel walking home tonight”

Depression

D.K.

how do you get a depressed man out of the tree, you cut the rope

Orphan

D.K.

what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired

Taste

Anonymous

A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, “hmmm this tastes like arsenic.” He took a sip of another and said, “hmmm this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories.”

Prison

Funny girl

How did the man in prison escape?

He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack

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