Man jokes
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”