Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Man Jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
I killed a man in '94.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
