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Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

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    • Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

    So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

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    • A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

    How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

    The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

    An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"

    Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"

    शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।

    Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.

    Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

    Experience.

    My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

    Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

    Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

    How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

    How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?

    There is sperm on the screen.

    One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."

    A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

    Librarian: What are you looking for?

    Man: I am looking for a book!

    Librarian: Which book?

    Man: Facebook.

    An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

    What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

    Why are feminists always against men?

    Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

    Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

    because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.