yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama soo ugly!, * The mime* Broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mama's so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white