Mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.