Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.