Mama jokes
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.