Mama jokes
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"