Mama jokes

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."