Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
