Mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!