Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.