Mama jokes

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.