Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.