Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.