Mama jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with... CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
I bet you like men!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!