yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.