Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
yo mama
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops
Yo mama, so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Yo Mama is so fat, that when i unfollowed her on instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
