Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo daddy so poor when yo mama ask for sum child support money yo dad don’t have it🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
