Mama jokes
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.