Mama jokes

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.