Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.