Mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.