Mama

Mama jokes

Factory

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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  • Slinky

    Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

    A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

    Bear

    Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

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  • Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

    Yo mama

    Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

    School

    Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

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