Mama jokes

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.

The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.