My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
Chuck Norris destroy the YO MAMA
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
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What's one advantage of being an orphan? Nobody can make it mama jokes about you.🌚
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
yo mamas so hot when she walked into subway she gave me a foot long
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
who did yo mama marry.
JOE-MAMA.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo'Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
I like your mama's big BUTT, and I cannot lie.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
