Mama jokes

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.