Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Your mama's so crazy, she cooks her chicken drumsticks in raspberries and milk.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.