Mama jokes
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.