Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Who did yo mama marry?

Joe Mama.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."