Mama jokes
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.