Mama jokes

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.