Mama jokes
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.