Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.