Mama jokes
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.