Mama jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.