Mama jokes

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD