I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
