What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rapboats diet.
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
Yo mama such a slut she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered, You breastfeed like this🌬💨
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
Your mama so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama so ugly that the grinch fell out when he saw her
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places
yo mama so ugly that if she went on stage the show would instantly say and thats a wrap
yo mama so fat she has her on gravitational pull
yo mama so fat she was the asteroid that killed the dinos
yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
