Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.