Mama jokes

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.