yo mama so poor that when she went kfc she had to lick other peoples fingers
Yo mama so disgusting, that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped poop exploded everywhere
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
Yo mama so fat that John cena couldn’t get her down with a attitude adjustment
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
Yo mama so short when she tried sniffing cocaine she couldn’t get high
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves? I'm not a-moosed right now.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud
"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — Meet the Spartans
“Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl
