Mama jokes

Yo mama joke.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!