Mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.