Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
Your mama so fat she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street
You mama is so fat, she need 2 phones to take herself
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
yo mama so nasty she gave yo daddy head then gave you a kiss good night
your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.
Yo mama such a creep she thought PTSD stood for Please Touch Small Dicks
Yo mama so fat bill gates went broke trying to buy her dinner
the earth used to be flat
till they buried yo mama
yo mama so ugly
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask
yo mama so ugly
my screen cracked when she took her photo
Yo mama so poor she eats 🥣 cereal with a fork to safe 🥛 milk
your mama so ugly even the trolls threw-up
YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED
Y mama so fat,Dora can't explore her
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
yo mama so old her photos are in museum and her friends are in graveyard
