Mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.