Mama

Mama Jokes

When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me

Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.

Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock

Yo mama so dumb when her computer was asking for cookies she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen and broke the computer.

yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.