Mama jokes

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!