Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
yo mama so karen that when she went to hell she asked satan for the manager.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so dumb she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
