Mama

Mama Jokes

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Ruler

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Earth

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Fall

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Bank

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Father

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Weight

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Crap

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Dad

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"