New Mama Jokes - Page 18 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her

Jo mama so fat that when aliens envaded earth they said wow two in one

yo mama so fat wen she steppid on a monster truck she turned i into a lowrider

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so kidney stones thanos used them for his gauntlet

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.*

P.S If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her

joe mama so fat that when she sat on a iphone it turned into an ipod

yo mamas so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.