If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
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Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
