Make jokes
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Make him read a book.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.