Make jokes

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.

How did number 1 kindly make number 2?

I got my was kicked, let's be friends?

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

How many babies does it take to make dinner?

Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.

Who make hard candy for the kids?

Solve.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.