Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
