Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
Santa claws gives a child a bike the child was mad why . He had no legs
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
What is a mad cow disease
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom
why was the emo mad? the picture got hung not her
One time, a man got mad at me because i was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on man it was only a couple of bruises!
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick she got mad because I rushed her....
Get it's Russia and rushed her
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men. Then gets mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Why was the barber mad cause I gave him a buzzcut
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
