One time, a man got mad at me because i was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on man it was only a couple of bruises!
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick she got mad because I rushed her....
Get it's Russia and rushed her
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men. Then gets mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Why was the barber mad cause I gave him a buzzcut
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarter back."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
why are you mad becuase no one wants to adopt me
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
Please dont get mad its a joke whats the difference between a bullet and a police officer at least when a bullet kills someone its fired
Why is broly always mad ... anwser;his bros dead
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
