New Made Jokes - Page 22 - Worst Jokes Ever

What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?

CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.

Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?

'Cause he made his home run.

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke."

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?

In Greece.

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."