MA jokes
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Ghost poop
Barbie
so unexpected 👌
Community talk
I JUST GOT THE VOICE REVERSER THINGY THAT PPL HAVE BEEN USING ONLINE SO IF YALL WANNA COME TO THE TREND COME TO MA HOUSE AND WE CAN DO IT BAHAHAAHAH
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more







