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The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.

Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."

Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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    • I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

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    • This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

    Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

    Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

    Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!

    I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

    Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

    And then the wall fell on them.

    Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

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    • What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

    What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

    I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

    smart

    kind

    sweet

    caring

    loving

    mature