Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
i have sex
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.
What is an orphans favourite time with his family
me time
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
These are bee puns.š
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!š
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.š
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
One day, i love u
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Iām not into watching sunsets, but Iād love to see you go down.
Papyrus: i hate you frisk Frisk: This is why mettaton doesn't fucking love you Sans: Kid i will kill you Papyrus: (Remembers something) Thats why you don't have a lover you lonely giraffe
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
