For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Hey Stacey, love!
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.