Love

Love Jokes

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.