Loss jokes
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Memes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.