Loss jokes
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Memes
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.