Loss jokes
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.