Loss jokes
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
The F in orphans stands for family...
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.