Loss jokes
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.