What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Loss Jokes
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
