Loss jokes
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
saddest youtube comment :(
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.