Loss jokes

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home.

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

Why are orphans prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

What did the orphan say to the parent?

Oh, wait!

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"

Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.