Loss jokes
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"