Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"