It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
My dog died I'm so sad
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
