Loss jokes
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
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Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Memes
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"