Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
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What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.