Loss jokes
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.