Loss jokes
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Memes
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.