What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Loss Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
The F in orphans stands for family...
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
