Loss jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Memes
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
The F in orphans stands for family...
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.