Loss jokes
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.