Loss jokes
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.