Loss jokes
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.