Loss jokes
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.