Loss jokes
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Memes
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.