Loss jokes
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.