Loss jokes
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."