Loss jokes
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.