Loss jokes

What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?

The elevator can raise a family.

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

I have no father. Like if you relate.