I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
