Loss jokes
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.