I have no father. Like if you relate.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Your mom.
Your dad!
