Loss jokes
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹