Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
