Loss jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."