What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
