Why did the cheetah lose in chess because he played against cheetahs
Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they cum in a little behind.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Harry Kane and hitler are similar they both did nazi them losing
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds? Kill her afterwards
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
I hope when you count you lose the number you were on
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Well yo mama is fat. And when she loses weight all the food that she has is hers but the Africans get none
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time and---you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow...then you in trouble!
