Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.
hey, what those things on your arms they look like cuts wait what no it just marker nothing else....
u make sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
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Said the man angered to his wife: Now stopp the dann suicide trys! Just look at the gasbill!?
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
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isn't having Depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of fnaf/five night of freddies (if you don't know what Depersonalization is look it up)
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I told my fam a joke
They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!!!!
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
A customer asked me to look at their hairline,I time travelled back to the dinosaurs
stop looking at my ass i said look at uranus (guy 2) im looking at ur anus (guy 1) I SAID URANUS LIKE THE PLANET (guy 2) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
u look like megamind drugdealer
