New Look Jokes - Page 32 - Worst Jokes Ever

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!

The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.

Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮

B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."