What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol
Don't bully. Lol.
My dad died lol.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
Ur mom gay lol
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Your mum gay, lol.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs ??? Rosa Parks Lol
Lol.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
im gay lol
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
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My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.