Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
i farted LOL
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Your mum lol teehee
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Send toe pics lol :)
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
