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dissabled man stands up blind man says you can stand? deaf man you can see?? mute person you can hear dissabled man you can talk doctor- what the actual fuck

A man entered in the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back in his account. The teller asked the man why did you withdraw the money and deposit back then the man replied i wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records. Lol

Hi, this is a good prank I did. So, my brother LOVES his phone and so..... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, Then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA (Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing) Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they arn't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! lol

one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol

if red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

black killd red black is the win lol

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

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Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

im in school lol