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Seatbelt

  • Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

    A. A seatbelt.

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  • Banana Peel

  • Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

    Message

  • Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

    Name

  • "Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

    Nose

  • Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

    Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

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  • Microphone

  • Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

    I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

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  • Man

  • A disabled man stands up.

    A blind man says, "You can stand?"

    A deaf man says, "You can see?"

    A mute person says, "You can hear?"

    The disabled man says, "You can talk!"

    Doctor: "What the actual f**k"

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