Location jokes
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.