Location jokes
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
You live in the airport.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!