Location jokes

What mountain do people like to race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Get it?

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

You live in the airport.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

What do you call a nerd in space?

A space nerd.

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.

What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.