Location jokes
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.