Location jokes
You live in the airport.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.