Location jokes
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
You live in the airport.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."